A woman entered an expensive jewelry store and admired a sparkling diamond bracelet. As she leaned closer to inspect it, she accidentally let out a loud fart. Mortified, she turned around and found a salesman standing right behind her. Trying to act normal, she asked the price of the bracelet. Without missing a beat, the salesman smiled and replied, “Ma’am, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to crap when I tell you the price!”
In another jewelry-store tale, a wife spotted a stunning diamond necklace and wished she could have it. Her husband promised that one day it would be hers. A month later, wondering where he was, she called him. He reminded her of the necklace and the promise he had made. Excited, she thought he was finally buying it. Then he added, “I’m in the bar right next to that jewelry store.” Her excitement vanished instantly, making the punchline even funnier. 😂
